As best as Roy the Boy can tell, the missive was surreptitiously placed in Roy the Boy's jacket pocket though Roy is unclear on when or how this occurred. It was in his reefer jacket so could have been slipped into the pocket while on a humanitarian trip to the poorer countries in deep Africa, or just before boarding his yacht (when he was swarmed with fans) before sailing to victory (again) in the monthly Saturday Afternoon Gentlemen Sailing (SAGS) open invitational regatta.
Roy the Boy said no name was supplied with this missive but it was from a...and I am now quoting Roy the Boy from Yalleroi: "Fellow Artist Raising Kinda Impatient Expectations" regarding the release of the aforementioned products. So to abbreviate Roy's description of the author I will just use the acronym FARKIE.. What this FARKIE (gender unknown) does not realise nor appreciate nor fully understand is that good things take time, and Rome was not built in a day.
WARNING: FAITHFUL BULLRING BLOGGERS DO NOT PANIC...when you come to the part of FARKIE's compilation that talks about the demise of the CD project. THIS IS NOT TRUE AND BEFORE LONG YOU WILL BE ENJOYING ALL BULLRING MUSIC PRODUCTS... AS THEY ARE FORTHCOMING.
Bullring Music Blues
Alone in his lounge-room Roy was still strumming
Cohort the Bullringer was writing songs, quietly humming
But Roy was restless, he yearned for yesterday
Of a thousand adoring fans, some making a play
Now Roy hatched a plan, to the Bullringer he told
An ambitious project, and oh so clever and bold
The reply from the Bullringer, he never hesitated
“Let’s make” a long awaited and eagerly anticipated – CD
“Extra, Extra” read all about it
The Longreach Leader was the first to shout it
The Central West muso’s once so admired
Were now far and wide and long since retired
When Roy tracked them down, and “yes” they all said
Well, not quite all, Butch shook his head
And so the foundations were now laid and created
For the long awaited and eagerly anticipated – CD
“Bullring Music’s on the net” Roy and Bullringer declared
For fans worldwide we are now there to be shared
So let’s all go down memory lane once more
With competitions, and quizzes and prizes galore
Enter your thoughts and have the time of your life
An excited first prizewinner was Colonel Bogey’s wife
It seems the whole world has now become so elated
About the long awaited and eagerly anticipated – CD
The launch with great fanfare and with much aplomb
To rattle the spirits of Budgie, Rosie and Tom
T’was to be up on the Radio Theatre stage
No doubt a video clip to be filmed for Rage
Oh! One more cuddle in the old canvas seat
Chuck jaffas, clap hands, scream and tap our feet
The guitars and drums echoing from tin walls corrugated
“It’s live” the long awaited and eagerly anticipated – CD
Geschie’s shop was to sell the cd’s as retail
And for those buying online, get delivery by mail
Excitement was high, it will become yesteryear
As Central West fans dig out their retro-gear
Forget Sherbert, TMG and the rest
Oh once again we can listen to Central West’s best
The following quickly grew, it went unabated
For the long awaited and eagerly anticipated – CD
As years went by, the fans began to show their emotion
After all this time, they did again show their devotion
But now all the fans are being reduced to tears
As they seem to accept all their worst fears
The return to glory of Roy and the Bullringer
Was sure to be this century’s greatest humdinger
With hearts broken, disillusion grew and interest stagnated
“there’s no” long awaited and eagerly anticipated – CD – R.I.P.